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WORST PICK UP LINES EVER

Whether you’ve used one or you’ve been at the receiving end of one, we all know what pick up lines are. I’m sure loads and loads of relationships have started with pick up lines (good or bad) and are still going strong.

Well…. There are some pick up lines that are so bad they make you cringe and or laugh. Sometimes I wonder who comes up with these things. Here are some examples of bad the pick up lines:

“Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.” 

This line is so bad it makes me want to laugh and also shake my head while walking away from the guy. Do guys really think this would work on a girl?

“Do you have a Band-aid because I just scraped my knee falling for you.” 

My reaction: eye roll ?.

“Are those space pants, boo? Cause your ass is outta this world, baby.”

Reaction: What the… ?.

“Hey babe, want a raisin? Oh, sorry none left. What about a date instead?” 

Reaction: What the what?!

Who came up with this line???? It is kinda funny when you read it in a smug, fake, deep male voice. Go on try it. Told you it’s funny ?.

On to the next line: “Go on, touch my jacket, it’s made of boyfriend material.”

I’m just gonna walk away, no reply needed. Just walk away. Replying is stooping to the guys level. Look at the gave straight in the eyes for a full minute without saying a word and just walk away.

Imagine a smug face saying this to you: “Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.”

I know, you’re almost tempted to slap the face. Just read it in your fake smug guy voice and laugh it off.

“Excuse me but I think I dropped something. My jaw.” 

I’ve got no reaction for this. I’m just gonna stare at the guy and tell myself he’s not worth an assault charge.

 

What do you guys think of this pick up lines and please do tell some of the cheesiest, cringe worthy, laughable pick up lines you’ve ever heard or has been used on you. Also don’t forget to subscribe for more posts like this.

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